Whatthebird! I super (L) Sec 2 camp, partly because of the instructors-Joshua and Amanda and Winston(dunno how to spell)! They damn auto-high and funny, especially Winston and Joshua together. Okay, think it's gonna be a l-o-n-g post.

Day 1::
-Mark attendance, thermometer, grouping and blah.
At first quite sad because not the same group with denise, fortunately with peizi, at least someone i'm close to. And Joshua was our instructor, at first i thought he was an oddball, because he act like one. Lol. Then we must go to our group and me and peizi was the first to reach then i super scared of him and don't dare to come near him. Then Joshua was like:"Come lah, i won't bite." Then he started biting winston. -.- Like (i speechless liao) Then me and Peizi keep laughing at him and winston, like he and winston best partner then keep biting each other. Then they showed us their ez-link. Then Winston say joshua looked like prisoner. Like those looks that are very exhausted. Ha ha! (But really look like prisoner. jkjk) d: Then Joshua saw the purple monkey keychain from my bag then Winston say Joshua look like the monkey. Then got one boy from 2E3 bring sweets, then the instructors say eat the sweets now or either you throw it away, then he really throw away! wtb lah. Haha, then he give us sweets. Yay! Then me and peizi is like keep laughing throughout the games and all these lah. Then we play games like "blow wind blow" Then almost everybody say "Blow all the shirts." Keep "blow all the shirts, blow all the shirts" Never change de loh! Whoa, then like last one must so forfeit. Then Joshua split. He got so many CCA lah, Table Tennis, NCC, Wushu and i forget liao. Alot lah, no wonder the ezlink card picture like so tired like this, and no wonder look like pr***ner. Haha.

On the bus:
Wah, on the bus really tc(talk cock/talk crap) alot. Then me and peizi all get info de. Lol. Then we pass by cemeteries, then Amanda say the camp is surrounded by cemetries. Then the others was like "Huh!!!" Then after few minutes i was like "Holy crow! THE CAMP SURROUNDED BY CEMETRIES?!" Then Peizi say:"Walao, you damn slow leh." Then the instrucotrs was like -.- Haha, ok la, i slow k.

-Safety briefing blah blah blah.

-Jalan Jalan:
We go walk walk at Jalan bertera. Then dunno why ended up slacking around and singing. Me, peizi and yuanjin is like singing all the songs that we know. And the thing that peizi remember is "1943 世界大战..." Then we sing like a band like that man. Then suddenly Joshua pop up then suddenly sing with us, then we were like "Whoa, scare me sia, suddenly pop up." Then we also talk alot of jokes, some dirty jokes. Then at the orchid garden there we saw charcoal on the group. Then at first dunno who step the charcoal first, think is Joshua, then we all started following. Then we very early reach camp liao. But we never do the "mud bath" Whoa, hear xiao hei describe is like so scary. Then is like heng lah. But Joshua say we should say sian, because one in a life time experience. At home also can do mud bath mah, cleaner. Ha ha! Then we played entangle, we do something lah, but don't think crooked, if not will take forever to finally ENTANGLE loh.

-Kidnap!
At first we doing the cheer thingde, then Joshua call me i don't know do what, then i also not sure why he call me for. Then i still sit there blur blur. At first i thought he going to scold me sia, then i was like"What did i do sia? So 怨望" Then later i go, then we saw mojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojo aka mojo(the chief of the camp), then he say Hilbert or dunno what bert, but i know got a bert behind de needs help, then we follow him loh, then i thought he taking us to haunted house, then is like super scary walking up the staircase, then i thought later got ghost jump out and scare me. Sia si lang. Then Hilbert gave us the steel chain or something. Then he say"After 3 minutes you will know what is happening." Then haven until 3 minutes he tell us that he is kidnapping me. I was like "(i forgot what reaction i gave)" but i chua tio when he say he offing the lights. Then the instructors go chain us up, so tight loh! Then Hilbert say like that then you will know what is the feeling of being kidnapped. Ha ha. Then another person come, i think his name is David, but i don't know if he's instructor or not, hen he say i look like someone that i don't know. Ha, obviously. Then later we need to wear the blindfold, though i cheated alot of times, then i see everybody didn't wear blindfold, then i was like"Aiyah, don't care lah." Then i started playing with Rasheed. We play sicsors paper stone and chop stick. Damn fun, i lose to him chopstick. Aiyooooo. Haha, people outside looking for me, but i inside enjoying myself. Ho! Call me awesome. Lol. But inside quite stuffy lah. I also talk to alot of people that i didn't know. Then Rasheed kena save out first loh, so good. I scared i ownself alone sia. But my group very powerful de loh. Haha, then from outside i also can hear their cheer. They outside also play games-something to do with peanuts. Ha! When i being saved out damn haepi(happy) lah. Then dunno Joshua or who bring me out then i don't dare to walk with the blindfold, because i cannot see anything then i scared i kena bang until wall. Then after that they go carry me. Wah, yuanjin damn pro lah! She carry me until my hand numb sia. Lol. Then we started to de-brief. Didn't know that they do so much activities. Then Joshua actually want to pick Nas de, but then he very "fit" lah, then will very hard to carry, no offence though. Then he go pick me because i talk alot. -.-

AT NIGHT:
Wah, at night until 1+ then sleep, meanwhile gossip with xiao hei. I tell you something, her sleeping posture damn funny until you can really laugh off your head like siao, the sleeping posture you will never guess dao de loh. Then she wake me up int he middle of the night because she suddenly like stifle like that, then i suddenly wake up and must wait for a long time before i can really sleep. Lol.

Day 2::
Day two is high elements! Yes, my favourite man. I rather do high elements for a hundred of times rather than going to haunted house man. We do the log thing, then do the nichrome string or something like that, aiyah, i dunno the spelling lah. Is like we take out our shoe laces then nas use the shoe and hook to rope. Then we swing, i at first swing to there, then i cannot take out my shoes then i swing back again. Wah, Mr Tan is like laugh like duno what lah, your student eaten up by piranas laugh until like that. Humph. Lol, not piranas lah. Just representative of the soil. Ha! Then we later play the short broken bridge. At first see Joshua do like very easy like that, then everybody like all rush forward, but not that easy lah, because really need balance. Then we play the climb down wall thing, then peizi go up then her eyes like red liao loh, then when she finally come down she cry until her face red like tomato sia. Then me, yuanjin and khin may console her loh. Wah, peizi is like look so damn cool, didn't know that she afraid of height that much. Jiayou peizi, nothing is impossible, overcome your fears! Then no time, so didn't do flying fox. Awwwwwww, we all looking forward is the flying fox. So sad. Like superwoman like that can fly. Whooosh~ And we went back doing the high elements, which is rock climbing. First time still okay leh, not that hard lah. Then the second time is like hang there for very l-o-n-g. People must be hating me for wasting their time man. Haha. Then suddenly vice principal and Mr Ow Young there telling me which stone to climb. Actually want give up de loh, because is like my hand really gonna cripple soon lah, but i don't like doing high elements half way then give up. Then Joshua must like keep pulling for a very long time. Then he say"Thanks to somebody loh...blah blah blah" Obviously arrowing me. Haha, no problem man! Anytime! Lol. Then later we do high broken bridge. My hand is like seriously no strength liao.

At night:
We rehearsing nobody and get ready for camp fire. I super love the camp fire man, especially the part for the dance competition. Got one thing really irritate me, don't say out better. *clap for Ahmad* I didn't know that he CAN dance for - sake man! He dance like so damn funny lah, i laugh until i hit my leg until red sia. I from the starting see until at the end, then when playing "My heart will go on" then he dance like those very artistic then show the emotions using their bodeh. Then got the alot i rap songs i laugh until i stifle sia. When he finish already then i shouted "encore encore encore encore!" Then everybody also shout encore. That time i really hyper and outta control le. As though taking esctasy lah, but ofcourse not, i don't take drugs which harms the bodeh. The next thing is the para para dance which is funny because Joshua don't know how to dance the para para. Then he move like so awkward because he literally don't know how to dance, that's why he behind, if not infront lao kui mah. Lol. Those don't know how to dance only shout the "ebba ebba ebba" Funny lah. And mojo know how to sing chinese songs! Pro okay, for non-chinese. He sing 最近, and then dance the "nobody" dance. He damn cute lah. Keep fighting with Jason. Haha. Then the instructors sing the umbrella, what the...damn funny lah. Is like so sacrastic lah, obviously arrowing at xiao hei. Here goes: You can stand under my umbrella, Hei-la, hei-la, hei hei hei, under my umbrella, hei-la, hei-la, hei hei hei hei. Is like so damn funny lah! The hei=黑, hei-la=黑啦. At first i didn't get it leh. I was like"Huh" Until the next morning then i
know. So slow right? Yeah la, i know. Haha.

Wah, at night sleep until very peaceful, sleep quite early from all these months, 11pm+. Sometimes i turn in at 10 but keep waiting for sleep until 12 plus sia. Though no fan but okay lah, xiao hei and wenfang say very cold, but i'm less prone to cold, so i don't feel anything, i fan myself with the book until the book like giam cai sia. But because of the rock climbing which tires me out the most made me sleep earlier. Denise say i take up most of the place because i keep turning and tossing and squezing her to khin may's side. At least never kick. Haha, if not you purple from head to toe. Wah, wake up the first thing is my hand cramp. I knew it when we needed to do rock climbing. Oh, btw, i love rock climbing. My hand cramp is like steel metal clamp on your hands plus like the pricks all like aim at your nerves lah.

Day 3::
Day 3 really friggin reluctant to leave the camp. Then we do area cleaning lah, then Joshua tell me that we cleaning the WHOLE area and plus only our group doing only sia! For all the love that was holy. I was like :"HUH!!!" Plus the blur look i think, because i heard David say my face like blur blur like that. Then i was like"Shit." But at the end only clean up around the high elements parts. Oh yeah, nas got new infatuation-sharmilar. Haha. Then we still tc for awhile lah, Joshua ask us who got change during the camp or who comfirm coming back as an instructor, but must at least 18. More detail please go to their website. Thank you. Haha, help the camp to have more instructors. Then mojo end up the close presentation. Then Joshua or Amanda ask if who can stay want to stay one more night, then our cliques all raise up our hand. Then Joshua bhb, say it's because of him. Okay lah, partly loh, but because we still want to play and tc. Woohoo. All the instructors is like so zi high. Haha, then we take picture together and Joshua doing the monkey look or dunno what. Then on the bus me and xiao hei felt like crying sia.

I MISS CAMP!
Below is the cheer that i love the most.
I SAY TT YOU SAY BLACK!
TT? BLACK.
TT? BLACK.
TT TT TT? BLACK BLACK BLACK + *VOMIT*
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